What's a way I can be skinny fast and easy [PICS INCLUDED]?

its not all that easy to be perfect skinny and muscular. HELL I EXERCIZE 16 HOURS OR MORE A WEEK! filled with martial arts circus arts and just plain jogging! but i still cannot get a perfect size 4! instead i ended up with a 4 pack and the exact same 36, 27, 36 i started with! believe me, the only thing you can do i hide in a closet and drink water for the next month